Let’s face it, there’s about a thousand different ways that Disney could be marketing their lineup of princesses. Damsels-in-distress are out, guys. It’s time to open that vault up and bring some classics in for a much-needed 21st Century makeover.
And, hey, Disney — because we love you, here are just a few ideas to get those creative juices flowing. (Or, like, use any of them and just send bags of cash to our office.)
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