Eleven adults and six children were struck by flying goose poop at Disneyland on Friday night. Luckily, a Hazmat team quickly came to the rescue there’d been a report that the victims were struck by human feces, which prompted an emergency response.
Luckily, the team quickly discovered that wasn’t the case. Just goose poop! No one was harmed.
Anyway, Twitter came through with the shitty jokes you’d expect. Come on now, stop holding your nose you’re not above them, either.
So fowl play was not suspected?
Chris Klosowski (@cklosowski) June 10, 2017
Gotta be shitting me.
Theo Marshall (@ImTheoMarshall) June 10, 2017
Eyes on the skies, y’all. *poop emoji*
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